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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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orchidvioletindigo

I don't think employers should be legally allowed to ask anyone to dress up for interviews. I should be able to walk in off the street in jeans, sneakers, and a T-shirt and interview for jobs because employers are supposed to be interviewing me and my skills, training, education, and experience, not the nicest clothes in my closet.

It's discriminatory towards poor people to ask otherwise.

It's also just fucking audacious to demand that the people you need to provide the labor to keep your workplace going put on a suit and dance around like a trained monkey before you've even hired them.

orchidvioletindigo

I also think starting work clothes need to be added to the list of necessary things that employers should be paying their employees for, along with their commutes.

If you need me to work your job and you need me to wear scrubs and nonslip shoes to work your job then you should be buying me scrubs and nonslip shoes so I have something to wear to work your job.

orchidvioletindigo

In summary clothing should not be a barrier to employment and jobs should not have the right to make demands of your wardrobe and wallet.

spacelazarwolf

fucking this. do y’all know how hard it is to find business casual when you’re fat??? how expensive it is?????? i don’t have the option to just go to the thrift store and find some outdated but still workable pieces, because when fat people find clothes that fit we wear them until they’re rags. especially when you’re larger than a 3x it’s nearly impossible to find things in everyday stores like target or ross or even walmart. there are some brick and mortar plus size stores, though mostly for feminine clothes, but they’re so fucking expensive that a full business casual wardrobe will cost you thousands. and this is on top of the fact that fat people are proven to be paid less and hired less than their thin counterparts. so yeah fuck business casual, unless you’re a high level exec there’s literally no reason that jeans and a nice shirt or sweater shouldn’t be acceptable.

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wantonlywindswept

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

wantonlywindswept

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

wantonlywindswept

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

wantonlywindswept

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

grymmdark

querched up white boy

thewalrus-said

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”

transfem-juice
girlballs

“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers

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calling their cock seatbelt taste because i want to get strapped in and suck on it

girlballs

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these are actually really important tags because this is seriously what i was going for with the initial post. like yeah it’s jokey but it Did originate from a legit annoyance with how often “non-binary” is equated to “afab” and amab non-binary people are seen as Men Lite/innately predatory/etc. it’s just that i have a brain worm so instead of making an eloquently worded post expressing that, i made a post about passing out and seeing machine elves. but the underlying sentiment is genuine.